beycreative:

Flawless.


i once did this move at an open mic and shocked the hell out of some folks.

don’t sleep on silky jumbo.

beycreative:

Flawless.

i once did this move at an open mic and shocked the hell out of some folks.

don’t sleep on silky jumbo.

dottie’s was a dive bar in a rough part of atlanta, or as the residents of cabbagetown called it, “a bar.” it had a patio out back that was amazingly hot and stuffy for being outside. but that was just the oppressive humidity of atlanta - as DJs spun or bands banged on inside, you could stand outside and watch the words you speak get stuck in suspended cigarette smoke.

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howdoigetthere:

THIS THURSDAY. MORE MEANDERING CONVERSATIONS WITH COMEDIANS I ADMIRE. CAN THEY HELP ME RIGHT MY SHIP? COME OUT AND SEE. 07/31, THE CREEK AND THE CAVE, 8PM, FREE.

my show, y’all. it’s coming up soon.

anyone can take a picture in a bathroom mirror. how is your bathroom stall game, tho?

have doctors figured out how to get me to stop listening to this song? cuz it ain’t working.

sia is one hell of a songwriter. i knew she had been writing for big ol’ pop stars lately, but i guess my memory of her style stopped at her jazzier period from the mid-2000’s (what up, “where i belong”?). i didn’t know she was all bombastic until my buddy steve texted me, “[“chandelier” is] the most massive hook i’ve heard in years.” and it is, but the whole album is a MONSTER. sia’s like a surgeon, wielding those chord changes and voice breaks like a scalpel.

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three years ago.

i miss her voice.

i recently had my trust & faith in people obliterated. i’m trying to put up a front and act like it didn’t affect me, but it did. it deeply did. it will change how i interact with everyone in my life. it’s already affected my comedy - my mojo is shot, what little i had. i’m going to keep going because that’s all i can do, but it’ll be a struggle (even if i’m acting like it’s not).

if you’re thinking about preying on people with low self-esteem, people who are out of their comfort zones, people who are vulnerable, just so that you can feel good, do me a favor:

die.

comedianfacebookcomedian:

well, this is just good advice.

junior varsity drill team swag on a hundred thousand trillion. #tbt #timebombthursday

halsey street at central ave, bushwick, brooklyn, new york. #NoFilter but a young man did walk by me as i took the shot and declare, “NOICE!”