flotsam. jetsam. junk in the trunk. whatever you wanna call it, it goes here.

here are my tweets. pure. uncut.

here's a little something about my comedy.

come see me make a funny:

01.02.12 star bar, 9pm, free.

01.05.12 down the ramp @ relapse theatre. 8:30, $5.

01.09.12 star bar, 9pm, free.

01.10.12 limerick junction, 9:30pm, free.

01.16.12 star bar, 9pm, free,

01.18.12 laughing skull open mic, 8pm, $10.

01.20.12 laughing skull w/marc maron, 10:30pm, $25-$30.

01.23.12 star bar, 9pm, free.

01.26.12 down the ramp @ relapse theatre (headlining), 8:30pm, $5.

01.30.12 star bar, 9pm, free.

02.03.12 varsity theatre, chapel hill, 11pm, $12. (NC Comedy Arts Festival)

02.04.12 dsi comedy theater, carrboro, 9:30pm, $12. (NC Comedy Arts Festival)

02.09.12 THREE MINUTE WARNING, down the ramp @relapse theatre, 8:30pm, $5.

02.10.12 laughing skull w/emo philips, 10:30pm, $25.

02.12.12 neighbor's pub, 9pm, free.

02.21.12 six ways 2 sunday, conyers, 9pm, free.

02.23.12 tavern 99, 8pm, free.

02.25.12 get outta here, dave @ relapse theatre, 9pm, $5.

03.22-25.12 laughing skull w/maria bamford, 8pm, 10:30pm, $20-$30.