you know, i kind of wish somebody had stood up on that plane and said to him,”hey. you’re not jack donaghy. right now, you’re not even alec baldwin. you’re that asshole who’s holding up this flight so you can PLAY A FUCKING WORD GAME ON YOUR POCKET COMPUTER. this is how the real world works - they tell us to turn off our stuff and for the most part we do, the plane takes off, we get to turn our stuff back on again. we’re not special creatures, we’re passengers on a plane and we want to get going. so join the herd for, like, 10 minutes - until we get in the air - then go back to fancypants land. turn off your fucking phone, you goddamn sack of shit.”

2011 (#)
08/Dec
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