i’ve been crafting an epic beyonce piece in my head, but it’s so hard to get down what i’m trying to say. i swear, she is going to send me to therapy faster than anything else going on in my life.
but i will say this: anyone out there thinking that she’s going to have that “baby” before the 4th of the month obviously didn’t watch her latest concert dvd, live at the roseland. watch this and pay attention at the 30 second mark:
homegirl is obsessed with the number four. also, homegirl can make anything she wants happen. so if she wants a baby born on the fourth of the month, that surrogate better keep her legs closed until the fourth of the month.
* full disclosure: my numbers are 9, then 7. actually, i have quite a few numbers & number themes that mean a lot to me. so i’m not dissing beyonce. in fact, i like this a lot about her. it’s such a robot-y thing to believe in. man, when will i stop calling her a robot?
