kevin & i just had the stupidest conversational tangent via IM and i can’t stop laughing at it. we join it in progress…
sosure: Social caterpillar, n’am’saying?
silky: i know what you mean, vern.
sosure: Get ready for the new Ernest! [sidenote: we’ve been talking about the ernest movie reboot for two days - it’s on the brain.]
silky: is it you? you can tell me - it’s you, right?
sosure: No. BUT, I’m in a holding deal to maybe be Verne.
sosure: Which is frustrating, because I’m having to turn down A LOT of projects, but I have a good feeling about the director. You know who it is, right?
sosure: Maybe you’ve heard of him.
PAUL THOMAS FLANDERSON
silky: um…no, i haven’t heard of paul thomas FLANDERSON.
sosure: Creator of such hits as “Flagnolia” and “Fere Fill Fe Flood.”
silky: “Fere Fill Fe Flood” - that’s the one about jack & the beanstalk, right?
“Fere Fill Fe Flood - Jack’s Revenge.”
sosure: “Fe Fie Fo Love” is about Jack falling for the lady bean-dealer
SHE’S A DWARF GIANT
She’s Jack’s size, but she’s a giant at heart and their families don’t approve
silky: that’s the one by m. flight shyamaflan.
sosure: Guess what’s on the craft services table at all time
silky: i can’t imagine.
sosure: Hallucinogenic mushrooms.
Thought I was going to say flan, didn’t you.
Nope. We trippin’!
Fe Fie Foe TRIP
silky: you’re killing me.
sosure: Porn parody:
Fe Fie Hoe Bum
silky: “jackin’ the beanstalk.”
sosure: you win
“back in the jeans, stalk”
That’s what he says when he’s done
silky: HAHAHAHAHA oh my god