sosure: Social caterpillar, n’am’saying?

silky: i know what you mean, vern.

sosure: Get ready for the new Ernest! [sidenote: we’ve been talking about the ernest movie reboot for two days - it’s on the brain.]

silky: is it you? you can tell me - it’s you, right?

sosure: No. BUT, I’m in a holding deal to maybe be Verne.

silky: HAHAHA

sosure: Which is frustrating, because I’m having to turn down A LOT of projects, but I have a good feeling about the director. You know who it is, right?

silky: who?

sosure: Maybe you’ve heard of him.
PAUL THOMAS FLANDERSON

silky: um…no, i haven’t heard of paul thomas FLANDERSON.

sosure: Creator of such hits as “Flagnolia” and “Fere Fill Fe Flood.”

silky: “Fere Fill Fe Flood” - that’s the one about jack & the beanstalk, right?
“Fere Fill Fe Flood - Jack’s Revenge.”

sosure: “Fe Fie Fo Love” is about Jack falling for the lady bean-dealer
But
TWIST
SHE’S A DWARF GIANT
She’s Jack’s size, but she’s a giant at heart and their families don’t approve

silky: that’s the one by m. flight shyamaflan.

sosure: Guess what’s on the craft services table at all time

silky: i can’t imagine.

sosure: Hallucinogenic mushrooms.
Thought I was going to say flan, didn’t you.
Nope. We trippin’!
Fe Fie Foe TRIP

silky: you’re killing me.

sosure: Porn parody:
Fe Fie Hoe Bum

silky: “jackin’ the beanstalk.”

sosure: you win
“back in the jeans, stalk”
That’s what he says when he’s done

silky: HAHAHAHAHA oh my god
fuck you.