a shameful whisper

I GET IT, LINKED IN. I DIDN’T FINISH COLLEGE. ARE YOU...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:27:27 -0400

I GET IT, LINKED IN. I DIDN’T FINISH COLLEGE. ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME OR NOT?

wish you were here.

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:27:48 -0400

wish you were here.

for a little while, anyway. the place i’m subletting is...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:31:44 -0400

for a little while, anyway.

the place i’m subletting is actually about three blocks away from where i recorded this, but you get what i’m saying.

andrew wright at pete’s candy store, the latest room...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:19:57 -0400

andrew wright at pete’s candy store, the latest room i’m in love with.

sosure: Outtakes from “Agent Shalewa” NSFW audio good lord, we...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:28:35 -0400

sosure:

Outtakes from “Agent Shalewa”

NSFW audio

good lord, we are the silliest creatures.

two thirty in the morning is as good a time as any to make this announcement: it looks like...

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:31:59 -0400

two thirty in the morning is as good a time as any to make this announcement:

it looks like i’ve got myself a june sublet, so as of 06/01, i will begin step one in Operation NY AKA Back To The Motherland.

feelin’ blue.

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:34:33 -0400

feelin’ blue.

this is so great. de la soul, from the soul. they will always be...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:17:00 -0400

this is so great. de la soul, from the soul. they will always be my favorites.

sosure: This might be better looking than it is funny, but I...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:59:45 -0400

sosure:

This might be better looking than it is funny, but I had fun making it.

on may 17, 2012, saucier & i pulled our first late-nighter at fellini’s, after a super fun open mic at relapse theatre and a surprisingly fun party at another comic’s house.

on may 17, 2013, saucier and i held the fifth SHAKE. i don’t want to say “final” because we’re definitely going to do this again. it’s a little crazy how well we work together, how similar our sensibilities are. you don’t let magic like that end just because someone got a wild hair up her ass to move to new york, people.

so kelly rowland releases a song about dealing with an abusive...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:21:00 -0400

so kelly rowland releases a song about dealing with an abusive boyfriend and feeling jealous of her good friend beyonce. it’s very open and honest and real. the internet starts to bubble about it. we’re hearing about cracks in the facade, we’re building ourselves up along with her. it’s pretty great.

a few days later, beyonce announces that she’s pregnant again.

i mean, shit, bey. can’t kelly get a break on this one?

wherein i struggle with the age old question, “who’s...

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:00:36 -0400

wherein i struggle with the age old question, “who’s cuter on silver spoons, ricky schroeder or jason bateman?” ((pretty sure bateman won; every teen heartthrob i wrote about from that point on had brown hair.))

Describe yourself in 3 television characters...

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:22:32 -0400

debbiecountry:

dustychenille:

lewbasnight:

istealforksfromrestaurants:

girlmoxie:

bronxcheer:

doyourwardance:

dyinggod:

Hank Hill, Tina Belcher, Larry David.

Louise Belcher, Elaine Benes, Brenda Walsh

Gene Belcher, Artie the producer, Laura the receptionist.

Leslie Knope, Lou Grant, Walter and Perry

Bob Belcher, Larry David, Lucy Ricardo

Lurch, Grady Wilson, Reverend Jim

Jan Brady, Liz Lemon, and Lisa Simpson

Alf, Lindsay Weir, Nana Mary from Roseanne

Khadijah, Brian Krakow, Roz the bailiff

c’mon, babe, you know you’re my main carb.

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:51:59 -0400

c’mon, babe, you know you’re my main carb.

james blake doesn’t blame them. this show was pretty darn...

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:40:20 -0400

james blake doesn’t blame them.

this show was pretty darn good. my favorite part would have to be enjoying it with my sister. she said, “james blake makes you body roll hard in the paint!” which is clearly extremely accurate and the best description you’re ever going to hear of blake’s music.

oh my gosh, but this is gorgeous.

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:32:22 -0400

oh my gosh, but this is gorgeous.

Andy Sandford Website: my favorite show

Tue, 14 May 2013 10:55:57 -0400

Andy Sandford Website: my favorite show:

andysandfordcomedy:

I am on the road right now in my hometown of Atlanta. I had a great weekend of shows at Laughing Skull Lounge, but I was most looking forward to Monday night. Every Monday night for the last 10 years or so, at a little dive bar in Atlanta’s “bohemian” neighborhood, little 5 points; there is a…

my first set was at the star bar. 09.07.2009. that room, quite simply, is the best.

chancetherapper: Hanging w/ my bros @hannibalburess &...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:07:24 -0400

chancetherapper:

Hanging w/ my bros @hannibalburess & @ericfuckingandre

alright there, now.

the last SHAKE for the foreseeable future is this friday,...

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:17:56 -0400

the last SHAKE for the foreseeable future is this friday, 05/17/2013.

the face is the same one I woke up with this morning, but I...

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:04:59 -0400

the face is the same one I woke up with this morning, but I can’t get a handle on what’s going on within that head.

bigboi: Jordan Got that Paper work !!! #HonorStudent...

Sat, 11 May 2013 12:28:20 -0400

bigboi:

Jordan Got that Paper work !!! #HonorStudent #yabish

big boi’s daughter graduated from high school today and his happiness is jumping out of the internet. such a proud papa. congrats to jordan!

if you’re not following him on tumblr or instagram, you should. it’s hilarious and a delight.

and yes, he hashtagged this picture with “ya bish.”