from miss info:
E! Online is reporting that the baby’s name is Blue Ivy Carter, but that is not confirmed. Others are saying that it’s Ivy Blue…NOTE: The savvy readers are suggesting that Ivy stands for IV, as in the roman number for 4…
when will i figure out how to monetize my obsession with beyonce?
i guess it’s official - america’s first cyborg is here.
i’ve been crafting an epic beyonce piece in my head, but it’s so hard to get down what i’m trying to say. i swear, she is going to send me to therapy faster than anything else going on in my life.
but i will say this: anyone out there thinking that she’s going to have that “baby” before the 4th of the month obviously didn’t watch her latest concert dvd, live at the roseland. watch this and pay attention at the 30 second mark:
homegirl is obsessed with the number four. also, homegirl can make anything she wants happen. so if she wants a baby born on the fourth of the month, that surrogate better keep her legs closed until the fourth of the month.
* full disclosure: my numbers are 9, then 7. actually, i have quite a few numbers & number themes that mean a lot to me. so i’m not dissing beyonce. in fact, i like this a lot about her. it’s such a robot-y thing to believe in. man, when will i stop calling her a robot?
how about i TOTALLY FORGOT that the love interest in case’s “happily ever after” video was beyonce?!? look at her - if my math is correct, she was 18 in this video. can you imagine that happening now? or hell, five years ago? d’ya think she answers case’s phone calls today?
i swear to god, VH1 Soul will be the end of me. and by that, i mean when the EMTs break down my front door because my neighbors complained about the smell, what they will find is my pristine corpse on the couch while VH1 Soul plays on the television. i love it so much. it reminds me of how as a young teen i would just plant myself in front of a TV and watch videos for hours on end. i miss doing that. i have to call comcast & cancel it - it was part of a promotion that should be ending soon and i can’t afford it at full price. and trust me, i tried to figure out how. VH1 Soul made me work out a budget!!! that’s how powerful it is!
http://read.mtvhive.com/2011/10/07/beyonces-countdown-a-gif-wall-is-born/
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2011-10-07/the-ultimate-clooney-gosling-gif-wall/#more-114246
i’m just going to leave these here so that i can get to them later.
THIS MAY BE THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN.
i finally get you, internet.
